dani j ., august 26 , frenchiee montreal quebec , taken; julysecond'ten . need something ? ask .

" same nigga talkin all that shit. just a little bitch little balls , little dick . "

Boy: Hey!
Girl : Hi.
Boy : Do you like anyone ?
Girl : Yeah ..
Boy : Who ?!
Girl : Some guy that acts like I don't exist when we're in public .
Boy : Ha! What a loser . Tell me who he is and I'll beat him up .
Girl : Okay . Go ahead , beat yourself up .

* There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar,
put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat,
and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up
all over myself and pass out!."

I'm so hot , you probley get a tan around this motherfucka .



I'm not the prettiest girl around . but my looks are all I've got left ..